I made a draggable ghost! Drag it around your dash :)
do you want to watch the world burn
this is why we can’t have nice things
i hate you
WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT
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so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
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This is how my dashboard was earlier
Accurate
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits
I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow
I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.
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9 Cats Taking Selfies
This is my favorite post on the entire Internet
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DEAN THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS INVESTIGATION
WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF YOUR BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH
Yes, this is actually from a real episode.
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS HAPPEN
*tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.